by Anna Campbell
OK, the hero of ONDINE: THE SUMMER OF SHAMBLES is a Scottish laird (including thick brogue, och aye) who has been transformed into a ferret because he dissed a witch at a debutante ball.
Do I really need to say more? Surely that sells you!
This is Aussie Ebony McKenna's debut young adult novel and it's a hoot from beginning to end! FERRET-astic, in fact!
If you think a ferret called Shambles who is really Hamish McPhee, the seriously hot Laird of Glen Logan, sounds a little crazy but strangely compelling, then read on. There's more to come!
One of the many fun elements of this book is that basically, for all its archaic touches and fairytale magic, it's a contemporary story. The book opens with Ondine in summer camp (where she meets the shambolic Shambles!) and one of the major events takes place at the official opening of a railway overpass. Ondine de Groot, our heroine, is fifteen and she lives with her parents and two older sisters Marguerite and Cybelle at the Station Hotel in Venzelemma, the capital of a small eastern European nation Brugel. Through one madcap summer, Ondine will be romanced by two gorgeous men, discover that her sisters are indulging in secret romances of their own, foil a wicked plot, discover her nascent psychic powers and fall in love.
During the course of this story which involves magic, intrigue, romance, Ondine, Shambles, the de Groot family, the Duke of Brugel, his seriously slimy son Lord Vincent, and assorted other eccentric characters including the witch who turned Hamish into a ferret because he was acting like a weasel, we learn a lot about Brugel. A hugely fun part of this book is the copious footnotes. Here are a couple to give you an idea of the dry humor:
Plütz is Brugel's number one alcoholic export. It is made from fermented peaches, is 32 per cent proof and is the main ingredient in divorce proceedings.
Definition of Oose: Mighty big clumbs of dust that gang up into fluff monsters. The original of this phrase is impossible to verify, much like a Freemason's secret handshake. For more information on Freemasonry, follow the adventures of Pierre in Tolstoy's WAR AND PEACE. Or check out FREEMASONRY FOR DUMMIES.
There are running jokes on dietary habits, table manners, Scottish dialect and the Eurovision Song Contest (where Brugel always votes for Slovakia even when Slovakia hasn't entered). And sausages - Hamish likes to eat!
I loved this book. It has the sort of inspired silliness that you get in MONTY PYTHON while still telling a touching story about a girl in love with her ferret. Well, her ferret once he's in human guise. Shambles is a marvelous hero. Protective and brave and sweet and smart and very funny - and in the short intervals when he transforms into a human, he's definitely easy on the eye. Ondine is a lovely heroine, loyal and full of heart and optimism.
ONDINE: THE SUMMER OF SHAMBLES is utterly charming. I'm really looking forward to the sequel ONDINE: THE AUTUMN PALACE which is out in March next year. Until then I shall FRET for the FERRET!!!!
You can buy ONDINE at Amazon and the Book Depository (post free anywhere in the world). I dare you not to be smiling when you put it down after the last page!
Hey, Anna! I have this book in my tbr pile. I have now moved it to the top! I can't wait to start it.
ReplyDeleteOkie, it's such fun! And honestly, you'll finish it in love with a ferret, I did!
ReplyDeleteAnna
ReplyDeleteThis sounds like a fun book I need to check this one out
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Helen
Oh Anna, thank you so much for this incredible review. *swoons* Excellent news (I must update my details) Ondine Autumn is out Feb 7, just in time for Valentine's Day.
ReplyDeleteThank you, thank you, thank you!
Sounds like a fun book to me and I am always in the market for a fun read.
ReplyDeleteAnna, this sounds like an absolute delight! It's definitely going on my shopping list and will most likely end up on the Christmas gift list for the 12 and 15 year old girls in my life as well. Thank you!
ReplyDeleteHi Anna,
ReplyDeleteThis is one of the best books ever! You have to smile and don't you just LOVE those footnotes :)
great review of a wonderful book by the uber-talented Ebony McKenna.
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Serena
Oh, Anna, this book sounds like a whole lot of fun! And like Dianna, I am always in the market for a fun book. Thanks so much for this terrific review!
ReplyDeleteAnna, this sounds like a complete delight! I will definitely be picking up a copy.
ReplyDeleteHi Anna!
ReplyDeleteThis looks like such a fun read! Thanks for the review! I'll have to check it out.
Helen, another great Aussie author for you to check out! Thanks for swinging by!
ReplyDeleteEbs, thanks for writing such a fantastic book and please keep up the footnotes. They were great! And thanks for update of when the next book is out!
ReplyDeleteDianna, this was lovely fun. A really modern fairytale!
ReplyDeletePJ, what a wonderful Christmas present for the teenage girls in your life! They'll love it - and Shambles/Hamish!
ReplyDeleteHey, it's my mate Serena! How are you, Bella? So glad you're another fan of ONDINE. I just loved it, sat there snuffling away with giggles the whole morning on it! Sounded like I'd been hitting the Plutz.
ReplyDeleteAndrea, this was pure lovely escapism You'll love it! So charming!
ReplyDeleteGannon, so glad I've introduced this book to you Dishy girls. It was such fun - I can see all of you really enjoying it!
ReplyDeleteTrisha, definitely worth checking this out. I love a good fairytale love story and this one does all the magic so beautifully!
ReplyDeleteHi, Anna!
ReplyDeleteI love, love, love Ebony's 'Ondine'. I was in absolute stitches when I read this book. The footnotes were hilarious.
Vanessa, wasn't it cool? I just loved it to death. She had me at the first footnote. Or perhaps the first time the ferret spoke with a Scottish accent. What an amazing imagination, to come up with that stuff!
ReplyDeleteSounds hilarious -
ReplyDelete'Plütz is...the main ingredient in divorce proceedings.'
LOL!
Julia, I think this book would really appeal to you. There's a sly humor that really livens things up!
ReplyDeleteAnna, it totally bums me out that so many Aussie authors are not available on eBook. I'll have to visit Dymocks for this one.
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